Paterno's Glasses Stolen

I never understood what influenced people to go and steal copper and other such materials that could fetch some dollars on the market, but this has just gone too far.

The Joe Paterno statue has had its bronze glasses stolen.


First the real JoePa needs hip work done, now his statue needs Lasik! What a world we live in!

He looks funny without glasses, doesn't he? Even in bronze form!