Alternative Look at Philly vs. Tampa
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
What championship round would be complete without a non-sense, no background check, non-relevent comparison between the two teams, their fans, and the cities they hail from. Do these have anything to do with who will win the World Series? Of course not! But it can be fun and good for a laugh. Enjoy. Feel free to leave suggestions to be added later.
PHILADELPHIA VS. TAMPA (BAY)
In Philadelphia we have National League Champions.
In Tampa they have American League Champions.
Advantage - PUSH
In Philadelphia we have Rocky.
In Tampa they have Cocoon.
Advantage- PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we have a championship football trophy.
In Tampa they have a championship football trophy.
Advantage - TAMPA
In Philadelphia we have Rocky II.
In Tampa they have Lethal Weapon III.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we have Citizens Bank Park.
In Tampa they have Tropicana Field.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we have college basketball.
In Tampa they have spring training.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we had Macho Row mullets.
In Tampa they have Ray Hawks.
Advantage - PUSH
In Philadelphia we have Phillies Phever.
In Tampa they have...this.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we have the Phillie Phanatic.
Advantage - PUSHIn Philadelphia we have Rocky.
In Tampa they have Cocoon.
Advantage- PHILADELPHIAIn Philadelphia we have a championship football trophy.
In Tampa they have a championship football trophy.
Advantage - TAMPAIn Philadelphia we have Rocky II.
In Tampa they have Lethal Weapon III.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIAIn Philadelphia we have Citizens Bank Park.
In Tampa they have Tropicana Field.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIAIn Philadelphia we have college basketball.
In Tampa they have spring training.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIAIn Philadelphia we had Macho Row mullets.
In Tampa they have Ray Hawks.
Advantage - PUSHIn Philadelphia we have Phillies Phever.
In Tampa they have...this.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
In Philadelphia we have the Phillie Phanatic.
In Tampa they have Raymond.
Advantage - PHILADELPHIA
There you go. The facts are in. By this logic the Phillies should win the World Series pretty easilly. Much more coverage will be brought to you tomorrow via a series of scheduled posts, concluding with the game one open thread which will upload at 7:30 pm.
